duranie * lfc fan * grammar nazi * vamp hag * classic movie lover * francophone * francophile * gene kelly adorer * too old to be tumblin * brit * trainee sci-fi geek * accomplished nerd * budding photographer (in my dreams) * inveterately fickle slave to a succession of hot celebs * learning swedish * newbie minion

 

i do not have to choose between beauty and bravery.
there is no correlation between my bust line 
and the size of my heart.
i am both a woman and a soldier,
with all the more strength because of it.

Because Peggy Carter rocks…

(Source: carterspeg)

topsy12:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.
Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this
classical
dick butt

DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY

It’s definitely a Roman Relief and is actually called a Polyphallus (essentially a dick with a dick.) They were rife in Ancient Roman times because they were a good luck charm. Anything that made a person laugh was said to ward off “evil” or bad luck and one of those was a phallus, and what better thing to make a person laugh than a dick with a dick and a dick shaped tail. There were a huge number of phallic shaped object found in Pompeii. From marble reliefs to graffiti, from furniture to baby mobiles. 
(Don’t believe me? You try to explain this:
You’re right in that the lettering at the top looks Greek. A quick search on Google returned a site which claims the wording reads “Friendly Neighbour.” Now, having forgotten all my knowledge of the Ancient Greek language since leaving uni, I can’t attest to it’s credibility but it would certainly make sense that the wording is Greek. The Roman’s were obsessed with looking wealthy and knowledgeable, even if they weren’t. A knowledge of Greek Culture was one way of showing you were intelligent, had money, and were cultured and being cultured was the epitome of well to do society. Roman citizens commissioned art work, literature, furniture, architecture - everything and anything so that it looked Greek or that it was based on Greek mythology, religion, theatre or literature. (If you’ve read the Aeneid you’ll know it was commissioned to read pretty much exactly like Homer’s works of art The Iliad, and The Odyssey.) Having something - anything - in your home which was in anyway Greek showed you knew what you were talking about and were someone other people should rub shoulders with. It’s what modern day Archaeologists and Classicists call Cultural Capitalism.
This particular piece of art would most likely have been in the doorway of someone’s house and was a perfect way of killing two birds with one stone. It made the person entering the house laugh and to ward off bad luck, and it made the owner of the house seem cultured.

How can I not reblog a dick with a dick?  I mean, really…For History…

topsy12:

roachpatrol:

jumpingjacktrash:

peoplemask:

peashooter85:

Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.

Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this

classical

dick butt

DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY

It’s definitely a Roman Relief and is actually called a Polyphallus (essentially a dick with a dick.) They were rife in Ancient Roman times because they were a good luck charm. Anything that made a person laugh was said to ward off “evil” or bad luck and one of those was a phallus, and what better thing to make a person laugh than a dick with a dick and a dick shaped tail. There were a huge number of phallic shaped object found in Pompeii. From marble reliefs to graffiti, from furniture to baby mobiles. 

(Don’t believe me? You try to explain this:

You’re right in that the lettering at the top looks Greek. A quick search on Google returned a site which claims the wording reads “Friendly Neighbour.” Now, having forgotten all my knowledge of the Ancient Greek language since leaving uni, I can’t attest to it’s credibility but it would certainly make sense that the wording is Greek. The Roman’s were obsessed with looking wealthy and knowledgeable, even if they weren’t. A knowledge of Greek Culture was one way of showing you were intelligent, had money, and were cultured and being cultured was the epitome of well to do society. Roman citizens commissioned art work, literature, furniture, architecture - everything and anything so that it looked Greek or that it was based on Greek mythology, religion, theatre or literature. (If you’ve read the Aeneid you’ll know it was commissioned to read pretty much exactly like Homer’s works of art The Iliad, and The Odyssey.) Having something - anything - in your home which was in anyway Greek showed you knew what you were talking about and were someone other people should rub shoulders with. It’s what modern day Archaeologists and Classicists call Cultural Capitalism.

This particular piece of art would most likely have been in the doorway of someone’s house and was a perfect way of killing two birds with one stone. It made the person entering the house laugh and to ward off bad luck, and it made the owner of the house seem cultured.

How can I not reblog a dick with a dick?  I mean, really…

For History…

(Source: flavinscorner.com)

Anonymous asked
Can I ask for a cute and fluffy Mishalecki fic where Misha has a really bad cold and Jared is looking after him, but it eventually just descends into teasing, with Jared just seeing how much he can get away with when Misha's is so boneless; including wrapping him up way too tightly in way too many blankets despite Misha's struggles, and building a pillow fort around him? As well as anything else which is fluffy you can think of. Thank you :)

itfeltpurefic:

Jared/Misha.  Teen-ish.

Misha officially looks like hell. If he were to bet, Jared would say the only thing keeping him upright is the headboard.

“Here you go,” Jared says and hands Misha the mug. “Chicken soup. With a handle this time.”

Misha takes it with a weak smile. He’s pale, and his bed hair has crossed the line from endearing to increasingly unfortunately. “You’re not going to let me live that down are you?”

“The first time, yeah. The second time, though…”

“Dick.”

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I think that noise I just made can only be categorised as ‘cackling’.

Stacking.  heh heh heh…

<…> So Misha slowly moved around closer to jensen (who saw and smiled so large when he saw what misha was doing) until he could touch jensen’s shoulder/back and during the whole op he was stroking his fingers along Jensen.

ALL THE COCKLES!

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Anonymous asked
Dean asks Cas what happened with Daphne. Either he asks while they're trying to get a bit of rest in Purgatory, or while they're driving around hunting the warehouse where Crowley is torturing Samandriel. Basically, how'd Dean know April was Cas's first?

itfeltpurefic:

Teen.

"Okay, but seriously," Dean says out of nowhere.  They’re at a red light, and they’ve been silent for the last quarter mile.  "What was the deal with Daphne?"

"Daphne?"

"Yeah.  Your, uh, wife."

The light turns green.  The Impala pulls forward onto the darkened, empty street.  

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*quietly snickers*

eva-420:

eva-420:

"this lady thinks that men are encouraged to be aggressive and violent? lets threaten her that will show how wrong she is" like what the fuck point do you think youre making 

this post is getting notes again in light of emma watsons speech and it wasnt even about her. this happens literally so constantly i didnt even need to put a name but it will gain notes ad infinitum 

(Source: shikamaru-420)

twistandlove:

The moment Destiel and Cockles shippers died.

Edit: It should say “crowd” but it says “croud” and I’m an idiot.

transmisogynykills:

"Some men feel that too much responsibility for preventing sexual assault has been put on their shoulders"

We’re telling you not to rape people and you think the bar’s never been higher